On a flight through the milky way we took a wrong turn and we lost our way
the engine turned for the worse so I came down to take a look at the earth
At firstIi thought I’d like this place but now I’m running from the human race
Scottie these people are warped to factor four get me out of here I can’t take any more
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Beam me up beam me up Scottie
I need a one way ticket outta here
Scottie what the hell you waiting for
Get me outta here I can’t take anymore
I really didn’t wanna come here the engine failed and I needed some air
but now I’m getting kinda scared my time’s up Scottie did you get it repaired
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I really wanna stop this planet my head’s going round and my brains are getting scattered
Scottie I’ve tried to call you on the phone if you’re still up there could you tell me so
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Scottie since you left me down here it seems to me I’m getting kinda weird staying here is what I most fear Scottie you bastard don’t you leave me down here
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