Woke up in my trailer at dawn, lit a cigarette and I gave a yawn
I decided that it was time that I gave you a piece of my mind
Chorus
Get your bitch-ass back to Minnesota cause round here honey you don’t fit
Get you bitch-ass back to Minnesota cause you don’t talk nothin but shit
Get your bitch-ass back to Minnesota before you came I was doin’ mighty fine
Get your bitch-ass back to Minnesota ‘cause California ain’t your style
I thought that it would be best if you went back to the Mid-West
To your home and your family ‘cause you don’t belong here in this city
Chorus – Solo
I think I’ve had quite enough, get dressed and pack your stuff
You’d better hurry you’d better not stall or I’ll bitch-slap you all the way back to Saint Paul
Get your bitch-ass back to Minnesota cause round here honey you don’t fit
Get you bitch-ass back to Minnesota cause you don’t talk nothin but shit
Get your bitch-ass back to Minnesota before you came I was doin’ mighty fine
Get your bitch-ass back to Minnesota ‘cause California ain’t your style
‘cause California ain’t your style ‘cause California ain’t your style
‘cause California ain’t your style